13 February 2008

Dear Georgetown University:


For $46,000 (Forty-six thousand dollars) per year per student is it possible for you to spring for some rock salt to salt down the multi-tiered stairs of death which I must climb to go to the gym? Tighten-up.


Yours in bruisedassedness,

Orville


5 comments:

Pepper said...

wow, this really is bad.

The Becca said...

that is HILARIOUS.

Ralph Bodenner said...

tighten up yer grip on them handrails, son.

Ben said...

it is no doubt that g-town's game is way too loose. If only Mitt Romney could lead a campaign against loose geame the way he does against radical jihad and nuclear terrorism.

Pete said...

BWAHAHAHA. Those are the deathyest stairs I have ever seen. Seriously, it's like they want to get sued.