Let's say, hypothetically, that you wanted to use the Mitt Romney for President webpage to send Robocalls to your friends. Well it's hypothetically possible that your friend Mike might get one from his husband Beatrice about family values, hypothetically speaking that is. But your friends with funny names like Rafael (or Raphael), Miles, Lucy, Juan, Ahmad (or Ahmed), or Muhammad (incidentally, the most common given name on the planet) aren't getting one God-forsaken minute of Mitt Romney's time, no sir.
You're telling me that a guy named Mitt with a son named Tagg can't record some more names? Are you serious? Mittens, tighten up.