27 February 2008

The Footwear Post

This has to be kept short because it's going to hurt some feelings. Men, if you own shoes that resemble any of the following, destroy them immediately and seek council from this website. No questions, no whining: tighten and thrown them on the pyre. You're welcome.




Zappos, you're on notice for stocking these things.

10 comments:

Stuart said...

one of my TAs wears these black brooks.

he was also wearing a lace up pirate-ish shirt today.
ouch.

Pepper said...

do they still have the "anonymous feedback" option on course websites? eek!

Minna said...

all-terrain sandals will be declared treason, come the Revolution. good work, Watkins.

Ralph Bodenner said...

Those black sneakers are for when you work the methamphetamine shift at Burger King.

Kazahn said...

See HERE

Pepper said...

yes i suppose you need excellent shock absorption for the meth shift

Pete said...

The only thing that could make those black sneakers better would be velcro straps replacing shoe laces. Priceless.

Teddy Ruxtable said...

My feet broke out in hives just looking at those glamour shots. You'll pay for those Kenneth Cole!

Matthew said...

Chacos rule.

Minna said...

crosby, you hippie.