1. Blogger/Google or whoever you are, tighten up! I've been trying to write a new post for like 5 minutes.
2. Mitt Romney, you called me 3 times yesterday! DON'T DO THAT. Look man, I think you're a great guy, I just don't like you in that way. I think you'll make some voter very happy, but that's just not me. So save your dignity and put the phone down.
And whoever read Orville's post below and gave him my number, CUT IT OUT!!!!!