21 February 2008

It won't hurt, I promise.



So here is the scene: I am walking down the street today, and there is a girl coming toward me on the sidewalk... now, keep in mind that there is no one else around. Its a nice day, I am in a pretty good mood, to I throw her one of these: (a friendly smile)

And she replies with one of these:

I mean, come on. I am pretty sure I have never met or injured this girl in any capacity.
So, tighten up, mean girl in sweatsuit.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

You probably look like some kind of stalker or child molester. Tighten your slimy little smile up.

Pepper said...

WTF?! Yellow card! If you're gonna throw a comment like that, use your real name!

Mr. Tight said...

Easy Pepper...I was just messing with you!!! Don't take everything so personal.

mandy said...

anon: Stop being an ass-hat or you'll turn this into a YouTube comments section.

mandy said...

oh snap! Well, hmm. I guess that was you, Mr. Tight. Either way, sweatsuit girl needs to smile more often.

Teddy Ruxtable said...

The answer may be in the sweats. This suit...
was it worn for exercise or the expandable waistband?
Was it an American Apparel ensemble or a Hanes Her Way in a shade of eggplant?

If you answered Hanes or waistband, it all makes sense.

Stuart said...

I think it may have been worn for exercise. Altough they did not come as a matching "set"... both the top and pants yelled VIRGINIA CHEERLEADING at me.

Stuart said...

spelling! *although*

but alltough too. whatever that means.

Matthew said...

But you still smiled, man. That's the important part, to get a little zen on you.