20 February 2008

While we're at it...Most people are idiots.

So if the free market determines that I Love New York should take the place of Antiques Roadshow, I think I might move to a country that the Tighten Up Report owns. Read this article in the New York Times about how fucking stupid Kelli(y? who cares, spell your name correctly) Pickler is. It's not funny to think Europe is a country. It's not funny, it's not charming, it's not adorable but it makes for good TV, and hey, if that's all that matters, let's bring on the freak show! Look, I love a good, delicious free market, but won't someone think of the children!?!?

9 comments:

Orville said...

And on a semi-related Tangent, the infotainment bastion of Tightness, The Onion, has an article about how the Children of our Children's Children want us to leave their futures the hell alone

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/children_childrens_children_stop

Sarah said...

Pete ALWAYS wants to watch shows like Drunk Skanks Shouting and Throwings Things at Each Other (Season Two).

And I'm like, hey can we please watch this documentary about fighter pilots in WWII? Or how about this one on the history of the Navy Seals? Or this one about restoring an antique automobile?

Boys!

Brenda Starr said...

Homegirl in the NYT had an op-ed in the Post on Sunday.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/15/AR2008021502901.html

Articles like that make me crave Darwinism.

Brenda Starr said...

Are drunk skanks restoring the automobile Sarah?

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Pete said...

The children of our children's children should shut the hell up and respect their elders.

PS- DSS&TTAEO season 1 was way better.

sarah said...

no brenda, but maybe that's the show that could save PBS.

Pepper said...

Have you seen the video on youtube where Jim Lehrer gets drunk with a skank in the back of an antique automobile, and then this team of Navy Seals totally moves in, kidnaps them both seconds before blindfolded fighter pilots bomb the car?

Serious shit.

Pete said...

God, we're awesome.