1. Blogger/Google or whoever you are, tighten up! I've been trying to write a new post for like 5 minutes.
2. Mitt Romney, you called me 3 times yesterday! DON'T DO THAT. Look man, I think you're a great guy, I just don't like you in that way. I think you'll make some voter very happy, but that's just not me. So save your dignity and put the phone down.
And whoever read Orville's post below and gave him my number, CUT IT OUT!!!!!
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In my defense, I only made one robocall to everyone in my address book wishing them a happy chanukah. Becca, if you're still getting calls, look to the other tuppers.
Post her number online. That would make things really fun.
Apparently, Pepper did it. Pepper, you're a total asshole. This is what I have to deal with, people.
you're getting 5 more calls
I notice that his choice of greetings does not include Happy Black History Month. And also, can you imagine how long the campaign would have to be in order for him record the name "Minna"?
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