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- ...this day our daily bacon.
- Dear Teens, Tighten Up.
- SuperTight Pit Crews needed for Tow Truck Operation
- Big cars, city streets.
- Woke Up on the Wrong Side of Tight
- In case you lack bowls
- Wherever Tight Stuff Is Sold
- Hey, Google, you listening?
- In a "Best Headline Ever" Contest...
- Pepper's chicken shwarma eating
- Killing me Softly With His White Econoline
- george bush: stop saying things.
- Tighten Up, Teech! Have a sandwich.
- The Footwear Post
- My favorite Neobamacan
- G minus G
- festering looseness
- Dream Big
- Grand Army Plaza: You Have Been Revisioned!
- Visioning Grand Army Plaza, Brooklyn
- Diva du Jour: Josh "Journalistic Integrity" Green ...
- Loose lips sink ships
- You and a Guest have Won a Non-inclusive Trip to ...
- Feeling Flabby? Tighten Up with Jill Blumberg
- Dinner in the Sky: WTF?
- Dude, You're Getting a... Piece of Crap!
- The Oscars Post
- Tightest comic strip of all time?
- Gross Sink
- Well executed artisanry.
- Thich Nhat Hanh
- Pop-Up Video was tight....
- Freezing Fog: Meteorological Phenom or Scooby-Doo...
- Someone's been tightening up...
- It won't hurt, I promise.
- Samuelson to Obama: Tighten Up
- Tighten thyself
- Diabetic or Drug Dealer?
- speaking of old sitcoms made current...
- Knight Rider v2.0: A Giant Ford Masterbation
- Scotch Mist
- Puppies: Super tight.
- Helmet of Mind-Computer Tightness
- Bring on the "Idiots"
- While we're at it...Most people are idiots.
- PBS, it's nutritious
- Magazine Reader Wishes She'd Averted Eyes
- Zach Klein sticks it to the USA.
- Aprietate, cabron!
- This movie is Rad
- A study in tightness confirms mission of Tighten U...
- Krasdale Fruit Circles Suck
- All CVS's in the District of Columbia Need to Tigh...
- Becca's Self Tighten Up for the Month
- Grammy Shwammy. Get me a Maroon Bull & Vodka Alre...
- Celebrating 1 Year of Tightness
- Bloody well untight
- Harry Potter and the Capitol City
- The Land of Enchantment is Tight
- Addressing common errors in English...
- Blue Moon Tightness
- Rolling Stone Runs Out of Music, Turns Tabloid
- Roger Clemens's PR person
- Can we go to Tightland now?
- Dear Georgetown University:
- John McCain: Lead-Tongued Orator
- Tighten Up eBay Motors!
- Tate is Tight - Alright!
- They should stick to chocolate
- South Lawn Project Revealed
- Hillz is da bom!
- Electoral College: Justify Your Existence
- TSA: Tightening Itself?
- Dear Avery Architectural Library,
- neighborly suggestions
- TUR Paradox Revealed Through Banjo Mishap
- I have no idea who this man is ...
- Master of Delicious
- Warning: This garment may attract killer birds
- 2 Things
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- I'm looking at you, OXO: Your garlic press crapped...
- Mitt Romney Does NOT Record Funny Names
- The Tightness Show
- The Incredible Tightness of Being Marc Jacobs
- Huckabee: A Total Maniac
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- Chinatown Bus Edition
- WSJ...wow
- Project Tighter Runway
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Overheard during the British earthquake...(must be read in best brit accent)
"My sillynanny seems to be all ashake Martha"
"Oh hogswallow, I shook more than this when Thatcher was elected. Imagine. A woman PM!"
"Good God, it's those damnable Huguenots again!"
"I say, at least this isn't happening to the Frogs...they would surrender!"
“All this twitter has got me a stonker! How about some how’s your father?”
“This is hardly tickety-boo.”
Please contribute your made up overheards below.
For translations see http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml
bwwwaaahahahahahaha.
"I say, Cyril, this isn't a result of that Welsh rarebit from last night, is it?"
I'll beg you to take your low-brow humor out with the rubbish where it bloody well belongs. Welsh rarebit, indeed. I'd sooner eat my tongue than pollute my plate with that commonwealth backwater.
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